PhD Thesis - Joke

November 26, 20091comments


It was a fine sunny day, a rabbit was sitting outside his laboratory and tapping on his computer.
A fox came out, on seeing the rabbit on computer he eagerly asked, " O" rabbit what made you so busy with computer"
Rabbit simply replied I finished my lab work; I am typing my Ph.D thesis. "What is your research topic" Fox asked.
Rabbit: Jut simple "How foxes were eaten by rabbits"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."
Rabbit: "they did so and I can prove this".
To prove that, rabbit took fox in his laboratory. After a few minutes only Rabbit returned, and resume typing.

Soon, a wolf came and stopped on watch the hardworking rabbit. Wolf asked same question as fox. Rabbit replied I am going to submit my Ph.D thesis, entitled "How wolves were eaten by rabbits".
Wolf: "Do you expect such type of rubbished things, does the scientific committee will accept it. Rabbit: "No problem, but I can show you."
Rabbit took wolf in to his laboratory and again few minutes later only the rabbit returned and continued his work.
Do you know what was really happening inside the rabbit's laboratory?.
Let's make a move to rabbit's laboratory.
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Inside the laboratory in one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones and on the other side of the room, a huge lion was belching and picking his teeth. Basically lion was the rabbit's advisor and guiding him for Ph.D.

Moral of the story:

It doesn't matter what topic you have chosen for research, and what research you are doing. But it always matter who is your advisor and how he is using you.

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Anonymous
February 1, 2011 at 8:26 PM

The rabbit should take care to always please the advisor, lest the lion eat him, too.

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